methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

netlfix:

netlfix:

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

faeriedroid:

reblog for healthy polyamory ignore for unnecessary heterosexual love triangles

sailingonsuccess:

this will be the first generation of moms that know you’re unable to pause a multiplayer game

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

Sorry about the very minimal blogging today, for once I actually left my house for more than an hour and spent the day in Orange County. Just got back and I am dead tired


(Source: nutstradamus)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle)

bauks:

I urge anyone who is entertained by cis male drag queens (or cis male drag queens in movies, specifically where it’s part of a joke) to question why feminine clothes and make up on a “masculine” body is so entertaining to you because I can almost guarantee the answer is transmisogyny

fix the economy by shrinking everyone to the size of ants

queerwig:

money will be worth more since it’s bigger


A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

(Source: bullied)


emertheschemer:

Manveer HeirBioWare Montreal gameplay designer for the next Mass Effect game. 


(Source: comedycentral)

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