I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO
dressed up for singing at good friday service
let’s all take a moment to imagine a Battle of Bird Puns between Clint and Sam okay
anthony mackie is a national treasure.
like nic cage wants to steal anthony mackie.
there is a secret code on the dollar bill that points to anthony mackie.
anthony mackie is a gift to the world.
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
how am i supposed to embrace change if i cant even order something different from mcdonalds
some people wish they had been born in a different generation, but there’s no time I’d rather be living in than right now, as Comedy Central not only runs two female driven shows, but heavily markets them as two of their current most popular & best
How to know which boy you like:
1. Get very drunk
2. You will cry about the boy you like
Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.