whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
reblog for healthy polyamory ignore for unnecessary heterosexual love triangles
this will be the first generation of moms that know you’re unable to pause a multiplayer game
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B E O U R G U E S T
these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that
Sorry about the very minimal blogging today, for once I actually left my house for more than an hour and spent the day in Orange County. Just got back and I am dead tired
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
I urge anyone who is entertained by cis male drag queens (or cis male drag queens in movies, specifically where it’s part of a joke) to question why feminine clothes and make up on a “masculine” body is so entertaining to you because I can almost guarantee the answer is transmisogyny
money will be worth more since it’s bigger
A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.