the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
again?
Look Sir…
DroidsLAUGHING MY F*CKING ASS OFF OH MY GOD
THE PHOTO I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE I WAS THIRTEEN
these are the droids were looking for
(Source: not-my-three-patch-problem)
when someone says their eyes change colour
Lord of the Tardis
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Source: muppetism.com)
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Night will fall and drown the sun
When a good man goes to war.
Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war.
Demons run, but count the cost.
The battle’s won but the child is lost.
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
i can almost hear yahoo regretting their investment


